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yahan shop band hain 50 ka load krwa dan.acha to nhi lag rha mgr

Funny sms urdu yahan shop band hain 50 ka load krwa dan.acha to nhi lag rha mgr pehli dafa koi kam bola hai plz.. Sent: 18-April-2013 01 : 38:39 Pm Massage centre +92300000042 Msg frward kro jitna aa...

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Its Love When a little Girl Puts Her energy to Give Dad a Head Massag ,

Public sms Its Love When a little Girl Puts Her energy to Give Dad a Head Massag , Its Love When a wife Makes tea for Husband & take a Sip Before him , Its Love When a husband says to his wife...

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Jo har roz nikle wo suraj

Miss You sms "Jo" har" roz" "nikle "wo" "(SURAJ)" "Jo har "raat" "chamke" wo" "(CHAND)" "Jo "har" "waqt "dharkey" wo" "(DIL)" "Jo "har" "waqt" "chale" " wo " "(SANS)" "Lekin" jo" "har "pal "har" "din"...

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Doctor to Pathan Ap ko kelay ka chilka nazar ni aya jo ap phisal gae

Doctor sms Doctor to Pathan Ap ko kelay ka chilka nazar ni aya jo ap phisal gae? Pathan: Hum paon rakh k dekh raha tha k chilkey me kela to nhi ha:-|:-

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Baadshah ne elan karwaya k “shadi shuda mard 2 lines mein khare hon

Jokes sms Baadshah ne elan karwaya k "shadi shuda mard 2 lines mein khare hon. 1 line mein woh jo B.V se darte hain aur 1 mein woh jo nahin darte." Darne walon ki lambi line thi. Jab k na darne walon...

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Noor aankhon main, to chehry py ujaly hongy

Islamic Poetry sms Noor aankhon main, to chehry py ujaly hongy , Mustafa walon k andaz niraly hongy.... Hashr main unki shafa'aat k hawaly hongy, Hum gunahgaroon ko Sarkaar sambhaly hongy.. Dunya main...

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Bari laraion or mushkilon k baad jab pathan ki shadi apni girl

Funny Pathan sms Bari laraion or mushkilon k baad jab pathan ki shadi apni girl frnd se honey lagi to rukhsti k time larki or uski maa galey lag ker roney lag gayeen pathan be unhen dekh ker roney lag...

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A leader who got his Education from England

Public sms A Leader who, 1. Got his Education from England 2. Was included in University's Hall of Fame 3. Suffered severely in start of his career 4. Married a non muslim lady, marriage failed, wife...

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Ay Mere Dais k Logo Shikayat Q nhi krty?

Public sms Ay Mere Dais k Logo Shikayat Q nhi krty? Tum Itny Zulm Seh kr b Baghawat Q nhi krty? Ye Jageeron k Maalik or Lutairy Q Chunay tum ny? Tum pr Tum hi Jesy Hokumat Q nhi krty? Ye Bhook Aflas...

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A Cultus or a BMW, the road remains the same for all

Reality of Life sms A Cultus or a BMW, the road remains the same for all; iPhone, HTC or Nokia, you get calls and sms on every mobile You travel economy cLass or business , your destination doesn't...

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Ye Mehlon,Ye Takhton,Ye Tajon Ki Dunya,

Reality of Life sms Ye Mehlon,Ye Takhton,Ye Tajon Ki Dunya, Ye Insan K Dushman Smajon Ki Dunya, Ye Dolat K Bhookhy Riwaajon Ki Dunya, Ye Dunya Agar Mil B Jaey To Kia Hy? Hr Ek Jism Ghayal,Hr Ek Rooh...

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Ufone pesh krta hy 12 Aney package apne un Jazz sarfeen

Funny sms urdu Ufone pesh krta hy 12 Aney package apne un Jazz sarfeen k lye jnho ne 1st Jan 1947 se apni Telenor SIM istimal nh ki, so Abi Warid p100 ka crd chrge kren or Zong se sb keh de Mazed...

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Bijli k Mutaaliq Chand Dilchasp Malumat

Load Shedding sms Bijli k Mutaaliq Chand Dilchasp Malumat 1) Japan me Students k liye Bijli free hy 2) Italy me Sb se Zyada Bijli Peda hoti Hy, 3) America me Log Bijli bana kr Govrnment ko bechty hen...

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انسان پوری زندگی میں تین چیزوں کیلۓ محنت کرتاھے

Reality of Life sms "حقیقت" انسان پوری زندگی میں تین چیزوں کیلۓ محنت کرتاھے میرانام اونچاھو میرالباس اچھاھو میرامکان خوبصورت ھو لیکن فوت ھوتے ھی الللہ پاک سب سے پہلے اسکی تینوں چیزون کو بدل دیتاھے نام:...

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Hum “Aag” se drty hain, K wo jla degi.

Islamic sms Hum "Aag" se drty hain, K wo jla degi. "Pani" se drty hain, K wo duba dega. "Tofan" se drty hain, K wo tbah kr dega. phir Hm "ALLAH" se Q nhi drty jo in sb pr"QAdir hai? Boht se log is tarh...

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Its ho chuki morning

Good Morning sms Its ho chuki morning, Birds are rola paaing, Sooraj is nikling, Kaliyaan are khiling, Hanera has vanished, Roshni is phailing Charon paasay & Every banda is tayyar to do apna apna...

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Ya Allah meri maan ka saya ta Hayat mery mery wajood ko

 Dua/ Prayer sms

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Ussy ye kon btla’ey, Ussy ye kon smjha’ey

Sad Poetry sms Ussy ye kon btla'ey, Ussy ye kon smjha'ey ........???......... Boht khamosh rehne se taluq toot jatey hain.....!!

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Bari tabdeliyan laya hon apnay aap me lekin

Yaad Poetry sms Bari tabdeliyan laya hon apnay aap me lekin .. Tumhain bus Yaad karne ki wo aadat ab bhi baaqi hai...

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Qyamat k din aik sawal ye b pocha jae ga k apni ungliyo k nam btao

Islamic Info sms Qyamat k din aik sawal ye b pocha jae ga k apni ungliyo k nam btao.. Jawab: Apnay hath ki choti ungli (Finger) se start karain. 1.AAMEEN 2.AMANAT 3.JANNAT 4.SHAHADAT 5.FARZ (Ye wo baat...

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